Twenty two years ago, aged 19, I wrote an angry blog post about how much I hated my high school. Today a stranger in the mall in Trinidad recognized me, approached me, and asked me to take it down because it offended him because "it's my alma mater". I responded that it's my alma mater too.

But truly, imagine being that mad about your high school a solid twenty years after I said I didn't like it.

Also how the fuck did he recognize me??? Do you commit to memory the face of the author of every blog post that made you mad?